We all have our personal kontrabidas in our lives, but some are universal. They’re deliciously villainous. And who knows? Maybe we’re kontrabidas in someone else’s life. So I guess it’s all good.
December 11, 2008 → The Top Ten Kontrabida Quotes
1. L.A. Blue - "What’s that? Do you hear that? Oh, it’s the sound of me not caring…"
2. Mara - "You think you’re good enough? Think again."
3. No name - "Ipinanganak ako para guluhin ang buhay mo!"
4. Tani - "What a coincidence…UGLY starts with ‘U’."
5. E-M - "Ang ganda ng babaeng ipinalit mo sa akin…mula ulo, mukhang paa!"
6. Totski - "Mabilis ba mabuntis ang mga bobo? Bakit ang dami niyo?"
7. Raymond - "Malakas ka pala kumain…halatang galing sa hirap."
8. SC - When you see an ugly baby: "Magtanim na tayo ng maraming damo, kasi dumadami din ang mga mukhang kabayo."
9. Merrique - When officemate called me fat, I said: "Kaming mga matataba, puwedeng pumayat. Eh kayong mga pangit?"
10. Dopey - "Siguro taga-Marakina ka, kasi mukha kang takong!"
11. D’brain - From a former teacher: "I won’t pass you. I want to see you suffer."
12. No name - "Karma’s a bitch, and so are you."
13. No name - From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine to Angelica: "Gusto mo maglaro tayo? Agawan ng mana."
14. Dyosaimma - "Are you having a freak show that I’m not aware of?"
15. Sutil - One friend hardly drinks but eats tons of pulutan. She’s fat, and not very pretty. During one inuman, we saw the plate of chicharon empty after just a few minutes. Another friend addressed her: "Huy, bawal yan, cannibalism!"
16. Ysa - Overheard, a girl talking to another girl: "Shucks, it’s so hard to be pretty noh? Ay sori, you wouldn’t know nga pala."
17. Bombai - "Pag tinititigan kita, naniniwala na ako na ang tao galing sa unggoy."
18. Frederique - "Wag ka mag-alala, malapit nang mawala sa uso ang skinny jeans."
19. No name - "Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege!"
20. HB - "Mabuti ka pa, mayaman ako. Samantalang ako, mahirap ka. Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga ka?"
21. No name - From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine: "Gusto ko pag pasok ko, ipagtitimpla mo agad ako ng kape. Yung dark, very dark. Kasing pait ng buhay na ipatitikim ko sa ‘yo!"
22. Bennett - "Whatever look you were aiming for? You missed."
23. Devil_laugh - "Kailangan na natin ng bagong biktima. Hindi na humihingi ng awa ang isang ito."
24. Dark Choco Boi - From Iisa Pa Lamang. Cherry Pie Picache after she lost her fortune: "Ganito pala ang feeling ng hampaslupa! Kaloka!"
25. Erwination - "Giniginaw ako. Magsunog ng alipin!"